You've seen her before. She's got her arm tattooed with her name, some gold fronts, freshly manicured fingernails with dollar bills spray-painted on each one while wearing apple bottom jeans two sizes too small.  She's got a slightly stank attitude to fend off naysayers, but it only fools a few.  Folks in the hood know she's only there cause she's got a hood chick fantasy.

Is it Fergie? Kim Kardashian? Paris Hilton? Please! They flaunt their hood chick passes. I'm talking about Hillary Clinton.

Hoping to get supporters behind seating the Florida and Michigan delegations, Clinton starts going off yesterday about how abolitionists fought hard and sacrificed so much to "end slavery and ensure freedom came with the full right of citizenship."

In pure drama queen fashion, she races to Florida and talks to a crowd of people about the fraudulent election that recently took place in Zimbabwe and compared it to the two states in question.

She said, "So we can never take for granted our precious right to vote. It is the single most important, privilege and right any of us have, because in that ballot box we are all equal. You're equal to a billionaire. You're equal to the president, every single one of us." 

For real? We're equal to a billionaire? For me, this is where the pseudo hood chick has a white privilege relapse.

I don't know any sista who can break herself off million to keep some pipedream alive.

The thing about a fake hood chick is even though they befriend you, go to the same clubs and have a black man as a baby daddy (Maya Angelou called Bill Clinton the first black president), but they know that at any given time they can switch up their game.

Clinton is playing out this disenfranchised fantasy simply because it suits her agenda to get the delegation seats. And if it means being "down" and acting as if she knows what it's like to be an invisible citizen like slaves, then she'll do it.

For the record, this is the same chick who brushed off Martin Luther King Jr.'s back-breaking efforts to get the civil rights bill passed by saying Lyndon Johnson is the one who signed it.  Damn!  What about the work it took to get the bill on the table? The sit-ins, marches, countless arrests and police brutality?

You know when the block gets hot those bamboo earrings come off real quick and the white privilege comes in mighty handy.  But that was back in January. 

Now, she's desperate to win the Democratic nomination.

Now, she's got her hood swag back.